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By Carla Collins


In this candid confessional, comic Carla Collins divides the realm into the angels who advisor us, motivate us, and retailer our butts; the horny and classy vampires who suck the lifestyles out folks; and the douche luggage who consistently annoy, disgust and taunt us.

With a quick wit, pretend breasts and genuine middle, Collins stocks her unconventional trip from a small metal city in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. in this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her approach via seventy-two imaginary associates, a number of fiancés, 8 canine, marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her richly deserved existence classes will convey you that by way of taking dangers, embracing humiliation and tapping into the ability of laughter, something is possible-and everyone seems to be manageable.

Attract extra angels into your existence, regulate your vampires, and retain all of the douche luggage at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche luggage is unique, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

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